Dogs live here.

If you don't want to be

greeted with paws and

swinging tails, don't

come inside because

dogs live here.

If you don't like the feel

of a cold nose or wet tongue,

don't come inside because

dogs live here.

If you don't want to step

over many scattered

toys, don't come inside

because dogs live here.

If you think that a home

ought to smell of perfume

don't come inside because

dogs live here.

If you don't mind all of this

come inside because

dogs live here.